Welcome, otherdimensional pilgrims, to the abstract world of the Knobbly Crook. It is a world governed by the physics of Rock, Paper, Scissors, where chaos is commonplace and logic is malleable.
It is also a point-and-click adventure game fashioned after the beloved genre pioneers of the late 1980s and 1990s. Intentionally archaic in controls. Shamelessly classic in sense of humor. Unabashedly bizarre in art style. Adverbally adverbish in adverbs.
It is also 100% free. No ads, no catches. However, you can support the work through the donation options on the menu to help us turn this series from a hobby into a career (and get your name in the credits!). Currently, Chapter I: The Horse You Sailed In On, is available for download – there are several options in the Downloads menu box. Please feel free to share it with friends, create fan art, write erotic fan fiction, or simply let us know what you think. This is a world I’d love everybody to play in. Chapter II: The Face of the Face is currently under heavy development and should be out in the summer of 2016. It will also be free. Will there be a third chapter? That remains to be seen. I may be able to wrap up the first trilogy in a twology. Are there more stories to be told in the Knobbly Crook? Absolutely. We’re approaching a major war and this is only the catalyst.